Brian is probably the most postmodern DJ and musician in existence. In fact, he is so super-postmodern that I am going to break the fourth wall just to tell you how postmodern he is. Since arriving on planet Earth some years ago, he has been fascinated with its strange musical cultures, traditional and modern alike. He studies Latin and Middle Eastern music, about which he doesn't really know a whole lot, but that's why he keeps people around who do. He plays trumpet, guitar, bajo sexto, oud, and has recently picked up sitar and bağlama. Because he is so postmodern, he has created such fusion monstrosities as "blues oud" and hard rock bajo sexto (for which KVRX DJ Joelle coined the term "Conjuntocore"). He puns like you wouldn't believe and stays up all night watching Star Trek. You might say he's Spockturnal.