The Guardian has a feature about Mark E. Smith and a very entertaining (and hilarious) excerpt from his new book that's coming out next week (in England at least). Judging by this preview, the book should be a riot. For being a crazy acid-fueled drunkard, he's quite the wise sage. Today's rockstars seem boring in comparison. Is Mark E. Smith the last of a dying breed?

http://music.guardian.co.uk/rock/story/0,,2273418,...

Remember that band Terror. Yeah you know Terror. You're like " Yeah I think I remember that band wasn't Scott Vogel in it". Any way I like silly stuff and stagedives so here is a link to quotes by Scott Vogel the vocalist from Terror. This band is just silly as hell.

“NUTS!”
-A Tale of Morality, By: Cody Melcher-

Summertime,
Was nearly through.
And Chipmunk,
Didn’t know what to do.

He’d spent all his summer,
Playing and goofing off.
While the mean old squirrel,
Would glare at him and scoff.

“You can’t expect,
to live through the cold.
If you don’t do any work.”
The old squirrel would scold.

But Chipmunk,
Didn’t care at all.
He was much too busy,
Having a ball.

He had no time,
For work of any kind.
He was having too much fun,
He had made up his mind.

The squirrel only frowned,

(For those of you who aren't huge nerds and check Pitchfork every three hours; you have to read this; hilarity)

by Paul Thompson and Amy Phillips

Anger! Depravity! Experimental pop music! Apparently it's all there in droves at a live performance by the scariest band working today, Nickleback, I mean, Animal Collective.

After Animal Collective played Philadelphia's Starlight Ballroom on Friday night, Sean Agnew of Philadelphia concert promoters R5 Productions received an e-mail from an angry mother of an attendee. He was kind enough to share it with us.

It reads: